WHO WANTS TO BE A PIRATE?
I am having auditions on Thursday March 3, 2012. We will kidnap Americans and have a "ransom war" on ebay which will be aired on truTV on Sunday evenings at 9pm PST and hopefully rerun every hour on the hour the rest of the week. VERY IMPORTANT: We will use all proceeds collected from each ransom for three things and three things only. Booze. Drugs. Red headed hookers.
Looking for male and females and ages from 21-33 and one old guy at least 72 years old with a gnarly beard and love for mediterranean cuisine. Please be physically fit and can lift at least 50 pounds. Looking for creativity with wardrobe and any kind of weapon skills. Preferably chinese shooting stars. Please no homemade shanks. No background check, but we will check your credit. No drug screening.
