"Bartender I will have another."
No, not True Blood fang bangers, but instead Canna Cola. Oh yes, move over "special brownies, and hello soda pot. Marijuana soda will be hitting dispensaries in Colorado and soon to your local California weed convenient stores. As fantastic as this news is, envision our world with soda pot machines in every sleezy motel and in every five star hotel. Think of the marketing we will see during each commercial break during the CFL. I say CFL as the NFL may not exist in the future, but I digress. Commercials with hot babes in bikinis drinking Orange Kush singing Redemption Song on a beautiful sandy beach followed by Jared from Subway enticing us with a three dollar footlong and an extra large Doc Weed (Dr. Pepper people). Companies will pay millions to advertise King Kong drinking a Grape Ape or even a stoner Curious George drinking the same beverage but with a banana twist. I can picture Drake in a commercial promoting Sour Diesel much like he did for Sprite only with a much catchier song that plays on every radio station in every city every minute of each day. Oh wait. Never mind. What about the Mexican population? These drinks, Canna Cola, look like Mexican soda pop known famously from the isles every Anglo skips at the grocery stores, Jarritos. Not only will Jarritos make a profit due to stoners nationwide confusing the two, but can also get into the market by branding their own mexican marijuana soda Marijarritos. Mexican Cartels you have my permission, but godspeed, you may be out of a job soon.
